Please Do Not Take Hallucinogenics and Ride ‘it’s a small world’ in Disneyland! Hi. welcome to my Ted Talk. Today I would like to discuss the very real issue of taking hallucinogenics and riding “it’s a small world” in Disneyland. The break from reality may lead to a lifetime ban, arrest, and an evaluation at the local behavioral health facility.
Such is the case that happened yesterday “Anaheim police were called to Disneyland Sunday when a 26-year-old man stripped down and began climbing through the “It’s A Small World” attraction. Parkgoers say Disney cast members briefly stopped the ride and helped keep the situation calm. By the time the man moved outside, he had disrobed completely. That’s when Anaheim police arrested him. He was immediately removed from the park and taken to a local hospital to be checked out. Police say he was arrested for indecent exposure and being under the influence of a controlled substance.” That is according to ABC7.
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There are more details coming out now about the incident. Including social media people who wanted to get more clicks off the suffering of others, because who doesn’t want to use someone’s lowest point in their lives to get more dopamine from strangers clicking on content that the influencers obviously created themselves. I digress.
Shocking videos on social media show a man strolling around the attraction wearing just underwear and glasses, as a pile of clothes sits on the ground. In another clip, the man is seen taking a seat next to singing animatronic dolls as music plays near a faux Taj Mahal on the ride.
“Stop, stop, you’re going to get hurt, stop, stop, I need you to stop, please, just sit down,” a Cast Member is heard saying to the naked man.
It’s a Small World After All: A Guide to Why NOT to Mix Hallucinogenics with Animatronic Children from around the Globe
Embarking on a psychedelic journey down the winding waterways of “It’s a Small World” might seem like a whimsical idea, but take a moment to consider the potential pitfalls before you dive headfirst into this mind-bending escapade. Here’s a guide on why you should probably reconsider that hallucinogenic voyage through the happiest (and trippiest) ride on Earth.
Firstly, let’s talk about those relentless, chirpy dolls. On a regular day, their repetitive tune is enough to drive anyone to the brink of insanity. Now, imagine those innocent animatronic faces morphing into kaleidoscopic nightmares, their eyes following you like psychedelic paparazzi. Suddenly, the once-innocent children from around the world aren’t promoting global harmony but rather seem to be the jury in your very colorful court of questionable life choices.
As your boat navigates the watery wonderland, you might find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality. Are those giraffes wearing tie-dye coats, or are they the gatekeepers to an alternate dimension where safari fashion is the key to enlightenment? Spoiler alert: they’re not. They’re just giraffes. Probably. At least never forget the Winking Hippo; is she winking for you to join her? Does her passive lazy eye wink draw you closer and closer into the gaping maws of her mouth mean you are her next victim?
Consider the cultural confusion that awaits you. The dolls, representing countries from every corner of the globe, become ambassadors of disarray in the kaleidoscopic circus of your hallucinogenic mind. Suddenly, that harmonious display of unity appears more like a chaotic diplomatic summit gone wrong.
And let’s not forget the ride’s notorious earworm of a theme song. On hallucinogenics, those seemingly innocent lyrics transform into a lyrical labyrinth of profound confusion. “It’s a small world after all” takes on an existential twist as you contemplate whether the world is indeed small or if you’re just really, really big, or just really really high.
Exiting the ride might be a Herculean task as you stumble into Fantasyland, desperately trying to untangle the web of hallucinogenic-induced thoughts. So, before you embark on this surreal journey, remember: “It’s a Small World” might be a magical experience for children, but for the altered mind, it’s a psychedelic rollercoaster you might want to sit out. After all, some worlds are best explored with both feet on the ground and a clear mind – or at least as clear as it can be in the midst of the Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland!.
“The Happiest Cruise That Ever Sailed”
Voyage along the Seven Seaways canal and behold a cast of almost 300 Audio-Animatronics dolls representing children from every corner of the globe as they sing the classic anthem to world peace—in their native languages.
Amid vibrant backdrops, you’ll travel through country after country, and by the journey’s end, you’ll see that it really is a small world after all.
Spot Familiar Faces
The ride opened in 1966, but additional characters debuted in 2009—thoughtfully placed in the appropriate nations.
During your cruise, keep an eye out for Peter Pan and Tinker Bell in England, Cinderella in her native France, Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket in Italy, Aladdin and Jasmine in the Middle East, The Three Caballeros in Mexico, Ariel and Flounder under the sea, Lilo and Stitch in the South Pacific and Woody, Bullseye and Jessie in the southwestern U.S.A.
A Famous Façade
Don’t miss the attraction’s delightful moving façade, complete with spinning flowers, whirligigs and icons of famous world landmarks. Every 15 minutes, the 30-foot-tall clock tower opens to display a parade of 24 animated figures. Once the procession ends, 2 toy jesters appear and herald the current time.
The Song
“It’s a Small World (After All)” is a timeless classic and one of the most well-known songs of all time. Walt Disney asked the Academy Award®-winning brothers, Richard and Robert Sherman, who were hard at work on Mary Poppins, to create a singular song that could be sung by Audio-Animatronics figures in multiple languages.
Designing a (Small) World
Walt Disney selected Mary Blair as art director and Alice Davis as customer to bring “it’s a small world” to life.
Classic Mary Blair Flair
With her distinctive use of color, geometric shapes, and simple, childlike art style, art director Mary Blair was known for her unique visual aesthetic. Her colored paper collages give you the impression of sailing through an illustrated children’s book.
Authentic Costumes
Under the direction of designer Alice Davis (with help from her husband, Imagineer Marc Davis), Disney seamstresses sewed over 300 costumes in all. Authentic materials were used for each region’s traditional attire, from silks for the saris of India and fine wool for the Scottish bagpiper.
Disney History, After All
“it’s a small world” was created for the 1964-1965 New York World’s Fair. Personally overseen by Walt Disney in support of the United Nations Children’s Fund (UNICEF), the attraction was a huge hit for 2 seasons at the fair and was eventually shipped back to Disneyland Park, where it opened on May 28, 1966.
Some familiar new faces debuted in 2009 with the addition of dolls representing Disney and Pixar characters—thoughtfully placed in the appropriate nations.
Due to its immense popularity, the attraction has been replicated around the world and is considered a Walt Disney classic.
